One of the best parts about being an adult:
The freedom and ability to see a commercial for a Whopper at 10:30 p.m. and immediately get in your car, drive to the closest Burger King, buy a Whopper, bring it home and eat it on your bed immediately before going to sleep.
One of the worst parts about being an adult:
Waking up the next morning with thoughts of clogged arteries and cellulite dancing through your head.
I guess this is growing up?