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I guess this is growing up

June 29, 2012 by Heather

One of the best parts about being an adult:

The freedom and ability to see a commercial for a Whopper at 10:30 p.m. and immediately  get in your car, drive to the closest Burger King, buy a Whopper, bring it home and eat it on your bed immediately before going to sleep.

One of the worst parts about being an adult:

Waking up the next morning with thoughts of clogged arteries and cellulite dancing through your head.

I guess this is growing up?

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Posted in Life and junk. | Tagged aging, food, happiness, health, TV | 6 Comments

6 Responses

  1. on June 29, 2012 at 9:29 am Kimberly Choquette Pugliano

    oh god…and how did your stomach feel?


    • on June 29, 2012 at 9:52 am Heather

      Oddly enough, fine! Though there was a weird taste in my mouth… (the taste of aging?)


  2. on June 29, 2012 at 2:24 pm Amy

    Omg! I love this post so much that I would marry it if I could.


  3. on June 30, 2012 at 10:10 pm Amanda

    Please tell me when you woke up the wrapper and little bits of lettuce were still there, on your pillow.


    • on July 2, 2012 at 2:06 pm Heather

      Oh goodness, no. Though my comforter DID smell a bit like French fries. Which I think is a BONUS!


  4. on July 2, 2012 at 6:25 am becomingcliche

    I hate having a concept that there are consequences for my actions. Oh, to be free and three!



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