About Me: I am whatever you say I am.

Ah, my title isn’t true. I am whatever I want to be.

Ah, that’s not true, either.

I am whatever I think the situation calls for… unless I’m at home. Then, I’m a foul-mouthed, cat-loving, wine-drinking loser prone to dissolving into fits of giggles over old Simpsons quotes and 80′s nostalgia.

But, if stats matter to you, I’m a 29-year-old Minnesota native living in the Twin Cities with my husband, two cats and one puggy. I used to be a journalist, and it was awesome, but now I create communications for a 20,000-employee-strong company. It’s less awesome, but I’m Minnesotan, so I’d feel bad complaining.

This page has the following sub pages.

• The closest I may come to children.
• The closest I may come to forever.